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Thursday, May 12, 2005

Question 7 Insurgent love quest......

Hey Seed:

I am a 24 year old man growing up in the mine fields of Baghdad. I have a real problem on my hands that hopefully you can give me some insight on. You see I am having a difficult time meeting women and getting them to loosen their burkahs. I thought that joining with the insurgent forces would help me since a comrade of mine told me that women dig the weaponry of war. However, to this point in time it has been to no avail. Death To America. Sorry, I just have to slip that in now and then. Is my comrade right and it is just matter of time before I am experiencing desert bliss, or can you suggest some other ways and places to meet women.

I noticed that in your first book Seed’s Sketchy Relationship Theories there are 2 authors (The Seed & German Seed). I was wondering if you have any information about what it was like meeting women during the Roman Empire, Death To America, and the Hitler Years. Because frankly, the Bush years have been filled with nothing more than dust and frustration and I don’t want to renew my subscription of Hustler (The Iraq Edition).

Any help you could launch my way would be appreciated. In closing Death To America.

Frustrated in the dessert.

Osama.

P.S. Unfortunately I will not be able to tell my comrade whether or not his advice was solid as I had to booby trap his body in an effort to stop the Yankee Regime.


Dear Frustrated In The Desert:
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Good luck with that.
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Remember you asked.....
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the seed

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