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Saturday, January 21, 2006

Question 12 Can't get a woody.........

Dear Seed


I have this problem where, when I have an erection, it fades minutes later, even when I'm with a really hot chick.

I used to think I was a total stud, now I'm starting to doubt myself. I read something you wrote where you said you had the staying power of a slug.

Is this true?

And if it is, what's your secret?

Limpy

Dear Limpy

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Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin you can make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man

You say "neato"... check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down something something something
Something something something………….

partial lyrics/young mc - bust a move

You’re gay.

Remember You Asked.…

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