Question 22 Quarterback controversy

Dear Seed,

Is it true that your brother Don was a better QB?

Regards

Hank

Dear Hank

Good question.

You’ve kind of caught me off guard with this one “Hank”. Most questions we receive here at Seed Corporate Headquarters pertain to matters of the heart, with the odd one touching on my personal experiences.

I guess my previous athletic endeavors would fall into the category of personal. I must admit that I’m a little leery of being drawn into glory day banter. Don’t want to come across like Al Bundy - if you know what I mean?

What’s that Boss:

I had a friend was a big baseball playerback in high school

He could throw that speedball by you

Make you look like a fool boy

Saw him the other night at this roadside bar

I was walking in, he was walking out

We went back inside sat down had a few drinks

but all he kept talking about was

.

Glory days well they'll pass you by

Glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye

Glory days, glory days

I’ve been that guy before - I don’t want to be him again. We’re in the present now and I think it’s important to live more for the moment than to relive past accomplishments.

Just a second, the last sentence is now officially in the past, fuck, for that matter the word, word is now in the past. So is past and is. Meaning is, is in the past now right along with - with.

Regardless of my desire to be present and future based in my approach to life since we promise to answer each and every question that is sent our way I’ll attempt to give your query a shot “Hank”. I can’t wait to see what the future has in store and what type of informative answer I can come up with.

Was my Brother Don a better quarterback than me?

Let’s examine the facts - shall we?

• Don is eight years older than me. Meaning: he wore a leather helmet.
• Don played 4 years High School and held all of our city’s passing records.
• I played 1 year Pop Warner - winning the City Championship.
• I played 1 year High School - winning the City Championship and the Provincial Championship.
• Don played several years for the Saskatoon Hilltops.
• I played 1 year for the Saskatoon Hilltops - wining the National Championship.
• I played 2 years for the Edmonton Wildcats.
• Don played 2 years for the U of S Huskies.
• I played 2 years for the U of S Huskies.

• Don scored umpteen co-eds because of his athletic prowess.*
• I’m a gentlemen and would never tell. One day I hope to lose my virginity.
• I once slept in the same bed with sisters from Chicago.
• Don dated a girl who lived in Minneapolis.
• The first picture I took with my digital camera was of a flower.
• The second was of my……..
• I was born in July.
• Don was born in November.
• July is warmer than November.
• Don’s built a tremendous career for himself and has a wonderful wife and son.
• Some say that I’m funny. At least funny looking.
• The fastest I’ve ever driven an automobile was 220 km per hour on the Autobahn.
• The fastest Don ever drove my car was 225 km per hour on the road to Prince Albert.
• And lastly, Don was the first player to don white cleats in Saskatoon.

Statistically speaking one might build a strong case for Don. As for me I once arrived 45 minutes late for a philosophy exam and tried to convince the Prof., “time wasn’t relative”.

Speaking of losing virginity. I’m going to put a GPS device on mine so if I do lose it I’ll be able to find it again.

The above picture is a shot of the longest touchdown pass in Canadian Junior Football History. The play started on our 2 yard line and Gord Boldstad caught the ball on the other teams 50 yard line and he high-tailed it to the end zone. The play covered 108 yards in total. Kind of makes you wonder: Why the hell didn’t the tennis players in the background turn to watch history in the making? What’s that Bruce -- yeah I know -- I kind of got caught up in the moment.

Glory days well they'll ….

Cut me some slack Mr. Springsteen. Who the hell are you to bang on me for reminiscing? All you seem to be doing is throwing one of your old hits in my face to make me feel bad. You get where I’m going, “old hits”. Now go away.

To celebrate our tremendous accomplishment Gord, myself and another teammate “Meat Puppet”, headed out on the town for a night of mature fun. What did we do you ask? We helped break a guy out of a parking garage. We went to a clerk less 7/11 and started an assembly line and loaded treats into my car. It was weird the 7/11 wasn’t staffed, it was three in the morning. I’m sure they changed there honor system of payment after that night. And, finally, everyone needs golf hole pins, so we went to a very posh golf course and borrowed a few. Translation: we were idiots.

“FORE!”

“Hank”, I think the above data should be sufficient and allow us to venture to answer your question.

I don’t have a brother Don.

Remember you asked

the seed

* In fairness to Don, he never boasted about scoring co-eds. It was just assumed - how could he not have with the white cleats and all.

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Tootles.

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