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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Question 10 "I'm a Witch......."

"I'm A Witch"

Dear Seed:

My name is Dark Angel, also known as L T - my pen name. (names have been changed).

First, I am a Witch, I have a great deal of Creativity, my second manuscript has just been sent to a Publisher. I met a lady about two years ago, she is Gemini-Rabbit, I am Pieces-Boar, I have been told sometimes literally. However, my lady friend and I are no longer seeing each other, she cannot focus well. I sometimes focus too well, we have a great deal in common, yet, she is always busy with other things. I mentioned my manuscript. It had taken me fifteen years to ready it for publishing.

Back to my lady friend, she really is beautiful, and we did very much enjoy each other, in many ways, yet, she get busy with other things, of which I am not invited. We no longer see each other because of my work schedule. I would very much like to get together again, but she has chosen not to email me since my birthday March 11. What do you suggest?

Thanks,

Dark Angel

Dear Dark Angel

First, you’re a Witch. Second, you’re a Witch. Third, you’re a Witch. Beetle juice -Beetle juice - Beetle juice. I would like to say this could very well be our first question from a Witch and frankly I have to admit, initially I was a bit freaked out. I quickly rushed to the TV looking for Buffy reruns to gain perspective on what I was dealing with. After watching a few episodes and being memorized by the saucy sexiness of the Vampire Slayer and her fight to save the world from evil, I retreated to my bedroom to relax and conjure up love images of Buffy. After the conjuring was complete all I could think about was the fact that, you’re a Witch.

I quickly phoned all of my friends. Four minutes later I found out that I have no friends that are Sorcerers. So, we laughed. Quickly I realized it is inappropriate to laugh at things that you don’t understand. So, I laughed some more. When the laughter subsided I decided some research may help me dealing with a question with someone who is well versed in the Dark Side. Did I mention I love Buffy. Hmmmm sticky. I decided to look for some Witch based retreats to visit, I made call after call to Coven after Coven and unfortunately for me all the Covens I contacted were full, no room for number 14 at any of them. Luckily for me, because I do suffer from an acute case of triskaidekaphobia. Finally, I broke down and watched the first three Harry Potter movies in a quest for answers.


What did I learn from the Harry Potter movies? Well, I learned being a Witch is fucking cool. Challenging, yet still cool. Where the hell do I apply? What else did I learn? I learned that just like the Non-Witch members of society, there are good and bad. And that others try desperately to appear bad. Witching is no different than every day life. Of course with the exceptions of the capes, brooms, talking pictures, spells, potions wands, freakish animals, magic maps and the………..

No really literally.

Next I found myself leaving my environs to a enchanting far away place looking for the answers of the universe. I woke in a mythical land where furbelows were the norm and where the rich toiled in the heavens and those less fortunate were forced to struggle in the Stygian blackness below. Then I quickly snapped out of it and realized I was on Earth and these were the new realities of our society. Not quite the new realities, I am not sure who just wrote this, but c’mon - “furbelows”.

Dark Angel, as for your question. Boars and Rabbits make strange bedfellows. A tough fit in a sense. You say you met two years ago and have a lot in common but yet, she always seems to be busy with other things. You say that she can’t focus and you focus too much. It sounds to me she likes to be doing the “in common things” with others and she is using her rabbit like speed to keep you at a distance. As for her not being able to focus, who says? Once again she seems to be focused on staying out of your life. I say forget her. You are wasting your time.

And, “in common” is boring. People who are so focused on finding someone with a lot in common may as well just buy a mirror and date themselves. Embrace the differences, that is what makes life interesting.
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As for your manuscript, congratulations on finishing it and having the guts to send it off to a publisher. The whole book writing process is tough, full of rejection and self doubt. I know. The thing is I am not sure what it has to do with your love quest. Are you trying to impress her? If you are it appears as if she doesn’t care.
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You ask what do I suggest?
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Other than increasing her optical prescription and lowering yours. Forget her, it may be tough to do, however, repeatedly banging your head against the wall trying to get the attention of someone who at the moment does not appear to be on the same “love potion” is futile at best.
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There are lots of fine Wicca Babes out there who would be impressed by your writing and would love to have you wave a wand at them every now and again.
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Hopefully my words were of help. All I ask of you is to move on and please don’t cast any spells on me, unless of course they involve Buffy!

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