Question 14: I’m so in love with him: Rebuttal.

Unlike every other relationship guru who asks for your questions, however, doesn’t want to hang around for the finer details, we at Ask Seed will not abandon you. We understand that you’re fucked up.

We also understand that taking the time to refute our candid opinions is really nothing more than atavisms or throwbacks to your earlier delusional way of thinking.

We’re not going to ask you to open wide and take our large, really large, gianormous (new word) opinions and swallow them without at least giving you the chance to explain your desperate stance.

Why?

Because your desperation, much like yourself, is unique.

Cause again, if you spend your waking hours chasing those who’ve punted you to the curb of life -- GOOD LUCK.

Why do we feel this way?

One simple reason -- we care.

Question: How many ways can you say "because"?

49!

Anyway, we here at Seed Enterprises are motivated by making you smile, laugh, fart and cry.

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Wait --- just a second --- and think for yourself.

The following is a response to a preceding answer to an even more preceding question that I (we) received. I made an attempt to answer, both honestly and bluntly, however, the questioner felt that a little more info would make me understand why they deserve to be in the "state" that they’re in.

Actually the questioner is pretty friggen cool and seems to have a grasp on reality. She went through a period….a period of shit. A period that eventually brought her to the realization of: self preservation.

The point is: don’t waste too much time and energy on people, that is on people, who don’t want you.

Cause they’re bastards and &#!*s. Really they are.

Unless of course you’re the: (see the above sentence), if that is the case -- grow up.

As for your friends, you already know this: the ones that didn’t allow you to mourn - they suck. We all need to cleanse our systems of heartache and those who put restrictions upon this said cleansing, well, they can all just piss off. Don’t you think?

"I'm so in love with u", it has been a pleasure offering you our perspective. We think you’re stellar and precious at the same time.

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Hello Vancouver Seed,

like many single people out there i was looking for a productive way to get over someone. Don't get me wrong i did go through the self loathing period where i couldn't eat and couldn't stop crying, but eventually i got tired of this. Disgustingly tired of this and of myself. I was no longer the strong person i was. The only good thing about going through a hard break up is you lose weight, i dropped ten pounds not to mention a whole person ( my ex).

YEAH!

I notice I was not myself so did my other "friends".

Who could blame them i was no longer fun to be around all i could do was talk about my ex.

Anyways in an attempt to be more constructive and regain myself, I started looking into self help books as well as relationship books. I found them to be humorous and sad at the same time. I also notice patterns that I had when it came to being in a relationship, such as i was dating the same type of people, none the less Seed's relationship theories came about. I went to the website read some of the blogs and just found it to be completely funny.

Thanks

I’m so in love with u